Samuel Poots is a PhD researcher and writer in residence at Ulster University, who communicates through Pratchett quotes. He has been a dead Wildling, a teacher in Japan, a tabletop games journalist, and spent a lot of time assuring tourists at the Giant’s Causeway he was the new 5ft 4in giant due to budget cuts. He is an associate editor at Cast of Wonders and writes both fiction and tabletop games, with work published in the Warhammer Fantasy RPG and Neon Hemlock’s Opulent Syntax anthology, among others. If found, please give him a cup of tea and send him home via the nearest post office. Follow him on social media as @pootsidoodle